Or, dissected, eviscerated, annihilated. Embedded below find the insanely brilliant takedown taking the interwebs by storm. It's almost worth having sat through the picture to be able to watch and appreciate this review. Almost.
A big laugh comes from thems complaining in the comments section that they had every intention of doing something productive, or at least away from the computer, before getting roped into this deal. In seven parts, it weighs in somewheres near seventy minutes. The first links to the second, and so forth. Click at your peril:
Now I want a pizza roll.